a) whiskey + earl grey cream + pseudoephedrine + ibuprofen + guru + poppers + more whiskey + sambuca = most extreme dance moves of my life.

b) (scene: i'm leaning against the wall outside the unity washroom, waiting for marina. a gym queen fag comes up and leans against the wall over me)
gqf: c'est quoi ton prénom?
k: kat...
gqf: quoi?
k: kat.
gqf: c'est un nom de garçon?
k: (shrugs)
gqf: oh, t'est une fille?
k: (shrugs)
gqf: scuse!
k: (shrugs, smiles, sees marina & goes back to the dance floor)